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Mum (reading The Hunger Games): What happens to Rue? Don't tell me she dies!
Me: *silence*
Mum: Noooooo! She can't die. I love Rue!
Me: I know, but it's kind of a good death. Well, not a good death, but it's one of those deaths that is important and it's treated with a lot of respect. No death is ever good.
Dad: No no no! The only good death was Voldemort!

(Source: ivegotmagic)

Just a thought

theresaplastictree:

if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night.

or did they just not want to ask or

(Source: everybody-and--television)

People should listen to Harry more often.

Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.

high resolution →

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riddlemetom:

10 years flew past, way too fast

tastefullyoffensive:

Harry Potter’s iPhone

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When I grow up, I’m going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series and convince him that he’s a wizard, too, and he’ll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven. Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he’ll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously) and in the fall, I’ll take him to King’s Cross, point him towards platforms nine and ten, and not say a word as he collides into the pillar.

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Things Unsaid
Remus Lupin, to Sirius Black
And then there were none.
Collab with forty-sixandtwo

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My bets for today’s Superbowl:

johngreenismypatronus:

Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.